one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
so today i was filling out my senior survey with the girl i babysit and the question was favorite band and i was like “omg theres too many i cant decide” and she goes “well what about that one you always talk about, fall down boy?” and i just
